La música cristiana es de origen judío: la liturgia musical de la sinagoga, en particular el canto psalmódico de los judíos como unidad poética musical, fue un legado preciado transmitido del Israel antiguo al cristianismo primitivo, como forma de manifestar tanto a nivel personal como comunitario las creencias religiosas y la fe en Dios.
*Jonny and Mishelle continue to argue as music starts*
Jonny: Anything I can do, you think you could do better...I'll ALWAYS be
better, MUCH better than you!
Mishelle: No, you're not!
Jonny: Yes I am!
Mishelle: No, you're not!
Jonny: Yes I am!
Mishelle: No, you're not!
Jonny: Yes I am, YES I AM!!!
*Mishelle put her hands to her hips,glaring at Jonny*
Mishelle: Yeah? We'll see about THAT! *continues singing*
Mishelle: Any insult you can think of, I'll come up with one better! I
can always think of an insult much better than yours!
Jonny: It ain't so!
Mishelle: Yes, it's so!
Jonny: It ain't so!
Mishelle: Yes, it's so!
Jonny: It ain't so!
Mishelle: Yes, it's so! YES IT'S SO!!!
*rest of the team shakes their head sadly as this continues in higher
tones for
some time*
Travis: Oh this is great, they're yelling so much louder! Soon, my
ears'll be bleeding, I'll be hemorraging!
Hadji: Better not make a mess out here!
Claudette: *strains to hear clearly* What did you say? I do not
think I can HEAR!
*Jonny taps his foot and thinks awhile, then continues singing*
Jonny: Any trap you can escape from, I can escape quicker! You're such a
slowpoke, you'll NEVER catch up!
Mishelle: Dream on!
Jonny: It's the truth!
Mishelle: Dream on!
Jonny: It's the truth!
Mishelle: Dream on!
Jonny: It's the truth! IT'S THE TRUTH!!
Mishelle: Any guy you can beat up, I can beat up faster! You're too
clumsy, and you HIT LIKE A WUSS!
Jonny: Canine-face!
Mishelle: Wussy-boy!
Jonny: Canine-face!
Mishelle: Wussy-boy!
Jonny: Canine-face!
Mishelle: Wussy-boy! WUSSY BOY!!
*Travis sighs and flips through the lyrics as the two continue to fight*
Jonny: Any car you drive, I can drive better! I can drive anything
better than you!
*Hadji's eyes widen, Jessie tries not to laugh*
Mishelle: Birds will die!
Jonny: No they won't!
Mishelle: Squirrels will die!
Jonny: No they won't!
Mishelle: Other animals will die!
Jonny: No they won't! NO THEY WON'T!!!
Jessie: I don't believe this! They're at it for HOURS! Better forget
about sleeping anytime tonight!
Bryce: SOMEONE GIVE ME A SEDATIVE!!!
Travis: *covers his ears* I would, but it won't do much good!!
*Bryce glares at his brother*
Mishelle: If you do anything to your hair, it'll get worse! Heck,
BANDIT'S got better hair, MUCH better than yours!
Jonny: He does NOT!
Mishelle: He does TOO!
Jonny: He does NOT!
Mishelle: He does TOO!
Jonny: He does NOT!
Mishelle: He does TOO! HE DOES TOO!!!
Jonny: Anything you can throw, I can throw harder! That hairy
tarantula's a good prove of that!
Mishelle: You're a JERK!!
Jonny: You're a DOG!!
Mishelle: You're a JERK!!
Jonny: You're a DOG!!
Mishelle: You're a JERK!!
Jonny: You're a DOG!! YOU'RE A DOG!!!
*Mishelle gets angrier. Bandit comes inside the room*
Mishelle: Everytime I scream, you will scream LOUDER!! And then you'll
faint, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE A GUY??!!
Jonny: TOMBOY!!
Mishelle: FEM-BOY!!
Jonny: TOMBOY!!
Mishelle: FEM-BOY!!
Jonny: TOMBOY!!
Mishelle: FEM-BOY!! FEM-BOY!!!
Caludette: Travis, better get out, I can see what is coming. Bandit will
be having someone here for dinner!!
*Bandit chomps on Travis' leg*
Travis: HELP! HE'S EATING THROUGH MY JEANS!!!
Bryce: *laughing, Travis glares at him* I can't help it!! He treats you
like MEAT!!
*Tai-Lee goes to Jonny and Mishelle, still fighting*
Tai-Lee: Please stop fighting, we need our rest! Do not forget we had a
really long flight!
Jonny: It's HER fault!
Mishelle: It's HIS fault!
Jonny: DOBERMAN!!
Mishelle: CLOROX-BOY!!
The rest of the JQ 2000 team: GO TO BED!! GO TO BED!!!